Sleep Tight

Are you getting enough?  I mean sleep of course!

We’re told throughout our lives that everything seems better after a good night’s rest.  That might not be entirely true, but everything certainly seems worse when you’re exhausted.  So it really is important to make sure you get enough sleep.

But how much is enough?  I’m assuming most people reading this are aged between 18 and 65.  According to the Sleep Council  people in that age range function best on seven to nine hours per day.  Above that age you may be happy with a little less.   And while missing the odd hour now and again isn’t likely to cause you any great harm, long-term sleep loss can make you forgetful, moody, depressed and irritable (as well as tired).

So it’s really important that you get the right amount of good quality sleep.

Tips for better sleep
  1. Make sure your bedroom is a comfortable, welcoming place.  Keep it at a cool temperature around 16-18° C (60-65° F).  Try to get it completely dark – or wear an eye mask.  And keep technology out.  Not only does having a computer or your mobile phone in the room tempt you to use it, the blue light they emit can interfere with restful sleep.
  2. Choose the right kind of mattress for your needs.  It should be firm enough to support your spine while still moulding to the contours of your body.
  3. Try to keep to a regular routine, going to bed and getting up at the same time every day.
  4. Avoid drinking caffeine or alcohol close to bedtime.  And try not to overdo fluids at night to stop your sleep from being interrupted by trips to the loo.
  5. Try to put your daytime worries to one side when you get into bed.  Easier said than done, I know.  One trick is to imagine putting them all into a box that you can open again in the morning.
  6. While an empty groaning stomach probably won’t help you sleep, try not to eat too close to bedtime.  Struggling to digest a heavy meal is likely to keep you awake.
  7. Try to maintain a moderate level of exercise during the day, but avoid it late at night.
  8. If you’re struggling to sleep you can help yourself by relaxing your body, either by progressive muscle relaxation or breathing techniques.  I’ll explain these in another blog.
  9. If you’re not asleep after 20 minutes, it might be worth getting up for a while.  Do something non-stimulating like listening to music (not Black Sabbath!) or reading until you feel sleepy again.

 

After a good night’s sleep you should wake up feeling relaxed and refreshed.  You may not feel like leaping out of bed, but you’ll know that you are, in fact, ready to face the day.

Have An Imperfect Christmas!

We all have that perfect Christmas image, don’t we?  It’s probably something like this.

The Dream

Gran and Grandad snoozing in front of the fire, stomachs replete with an excellent lunch.  Mum and Dad sitting hand-in-hand watching a blockbuster movie on the TV.  Kids happily playing with their Christmas toys.  And the dog looking photogenically cute in its elf costume.

But maybe it’s more like this.

The Nightmare

You’re a single parent struggling to cope on your own.  Or you’re not, but halfway through Christmas Day you’re allowing yourself a sneaking suspicion that you might be better off if you were.  Gran and Grandad jetted off to Tenerife on Christmas Eve.  They’ve just facetimed to wish you “Feliz Navidad” and you answered through gritted teeth.  The turkey was dry, the pigs lost their blankets, and you set fire to the Christmas pud (and the curtains).  You forgot the batteries for the kids’ toys so their now alternating between fighting each other and telling you what a useless parent you are.  And the dog’s eaten its elf costume and is now looking forlornly at a pile of green sick.

The truth is probably somewhere in between.

The Reality

Some things will go right.  Others will go wrong.  And once you recognise that, it stops being such a problem.  We all put so much pressure on ourselves to make everything perfect that we end up angry, stressed and miserable.

So step back and think about what really matters.  If you’re like me, that’s enjoying a relaxing day with people you love.  It’s about a nice meal, not a gourmet feast.  It’s about smiles and laughter and not worrying if the Christmas tree looks like an accident in a bauble factory.

So decide what really matters to you about Christmas and focus on that.  If you don’t like turkey, don’t have it.  If lighting the pud always results in a call to the fire brigade just skip it, or get someone else to do it.  Concentrate on the few things you think are important, get those right, and take everything else as it comes.  And if the important things go wrong – have a laugh about it.  Turn it into one of those Christmas memories you talk about every year.

Christmas will always involve some degree of stress – unless you’re Delia Smith (and she’s probably lying).  But you can reduce it to a level you can handle by letting go of the idea of perfection.  And if you need any more help with your stress, at Christmas or any other time, you can always give me a call.

Unusual Fears

Do you think your fear is weird?  Are you worried that I might not take you seriously because the thing you’re scared of is just too strange?

Don’t be.  People really can be scared of anything.  I’m scared of peas!  Watch this video to hear me talk about it.  And there’s a whole world of unusual fears out there.  These are a few of my favourites.

  1. Lutraphobia – fear of otters.  How can something as cute as an otter scare anyone?  There are spiders and snakes out there!  But this is a genuine fear, although it doesn’t tend to come out of the blue.  Most lutraphobics have been attacked or bitten by an otter, or seen it happen to someone else.  Not so cute and cuddly after all!
  2. Chirophobia – fear of hands.  Yes, it really does happen.  And somewhat inconveniently, some people have a fear of their own hands.  This is usually brought on by some kind of trauma, like a hand injury.
  3. Globophobia – fear of balloons.  This fear can obviously make birthday parties a bit difficult.  Some people are afraid of the balloons themselves, others of the balloons being popped.  Apparently, Oprah Winfrey suffers from this fear.
  4. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – fear of long words.  Well it just had to be, didn’t it?  This is often the result of being laughed at for struggling with long words, usually in childhood.
  5. Turaphobia – fear of cheese.  This doesn’t only affect people who remember Martine McCutcheon dying under a huge wheel of cheddar in “Midsommer Murders”.  Some people genuinely get clammy and have panic attacks just walking past the supermarket cheese counter.
  6. Alektorophobia – fear of chickens.  This may stem from a traumatic experience or from a bad dream.  Sufferers imagine chickens attacking them with their talons and beaks.  They may even picture their eyes being clawed out of their sockets.
  7. Linonophobia – fear of string.  Most of us think of string as pretty harmless, even useful.  But to a small number of people it can be terrifying.  As with most fears, this usually results from a bad experience in the past.  Sufferers may have been tied up as a childhood punishment, or seen something similar in a TV show.
  8. Decidophobia – fear of making decisions.  People with decidophobia find it almost impossible to decide on anything.  What to eat, where to work, whether or not to get married – you name it.  Fairly obviously, the real fear here is of making the wrong decision.
  9. Omphalophobia – fear of belly buttons.  People with this fear can’t bear to see or touch belly buttons, even their own.  Some sufferers even think their insides could spill out of their belly buttons.  Which is a pretty scary thought!
  10. Pupaphobia – fear of puppets.  Most children love a good puppet show but some find them seriously distressing.  This can continue into adulthood.  Glove puppets, marionettes, ventriloquist’s dummies – all of these can induce terror in pupaphobia sufferers.

So there you are – ten unusual fears, plus one of my own.  All of them might seem ridiculous to an observer, but to the sufferer they are very real. They can be mildly inconvenient, like mine, or completely incapacitating.  But they all deserve to be taken seriously.

Fear Factor

We all have our fears.  For some it may be spiders, for others heights, and for yet others clowns can be terrifying.  Most of the time we can keep our fears under control, but sometimes they turn into phobias.  A phobia is much stronger than a fear – it can be totally paralysing.

10 Most Common Phobias

But what are the most common phobias?  The list below is provided by the website fearof.net after extensive research.  Do any of them affect you?

Number 10 is the fear of holes. Did you know that was known as trypophobia?  Sufferers are not only afraid of holes in the ground, but also those in coral, honeycomb and Swiss cheese for example.  They find the sight of a hole so distressing that they will take extreme measures to avoid them.

Number 9 is the more familiar fear of flying, known as aerophobia.  This affects nearly 6.5% of the world’s population, and is closely linked with fear of confined spaces and of being unable to escape.  Fairly obviously, it affects sufferers’ ability to travel but can also impact on professional life if air travel is necessary for work.  Even the thought of flying can cause nausea, panic attacks and a sense of dread in the sufferer.

Number 8 is mysophobia, the fear of germs.  This is closely related to obsessive compulsive disorder as sufferers indulge in excessive hand washing.  It can have serious effects on people’s social lives as they take increasingly extreme precautions to avoid contamination.

Number 7, claustrophobia, affects about 7% of the world’s population.  The fear of small spaces is closely linked to fear of suffocation.  Although it has been studied to a great extent by scientists, only 2% of sufferers are believed to seek treatment.

Astraphobia, the fear of thunder and lightning, is number 6.  It’s most common in children but can persist into adulthood.  Storms become a source of extreme terror.  Astraphobia can even affect wild animals.  Fortunately, at least for humans, it is very responsive to treatment.

Number 5 is the fear of dogs, otherwise known as cynophobia.  To a dog-lover like myself this is inexplicable but it’s one of the most common animal phobias around the world.  It’s interesting to note that the majority of cynophobes are also afraid of cats.  It’s far more common in women than in men, and usually develops in childhood.

Agoraphobia, the fear of open spaces, is number 4.  The sufferer feels panic at the mere thought of visiting theatres, shopping malls or wide open spaces.  Eventually a vicious circle is established.  The sufferer avoids going out and his or her world decreases in size.  In severe cases, only the home feels safe.

Number 3 is the fear of heights, or acrophobia.  This is usually, but not always, associated with the fear of falling.  It can cause severe panic states which somewhat paradoxically increase the risk of falling.

Number 2 is ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes.  Indiana Jones was not alone!  It affects nearly 33% of the adult population.  To an extent, it’s a valid fear – snakes can obviously be dangerous.  But to a true ophidiophobic, a harmless grass snake is as terrifying as a cobra.  Even a picture of a snake can induce panic.

So what is the number 1 phobia worldwide?  You’ve probably already guessed – it’s arachnophobia of course.  Fear of spiders is incredibly widespread around the world.  Again, in some countries a healthy wariness of spiders is sensible.  In the UK, however, the paralysing fear of spiders that some people experience is not helpful.

So do you suffer from any of these?  Or maybe you have a phobia that’s I haven’t listed above.  If you have a fear that is so strong it interferes with your life, don’t hesitate to get help from a hypnotherapist.

Does Hypnotherapy Guarantee Results?

 

Seeing a hypnotherapist can seem like a big decision – I totally get that.  You’re investing your time, money and trust in someone you’ve never met.  Hopefully you’ve done a bit of research, so you know hypnotherapy can be very effective.  But you might be wondering if I can guarantee that I’ll solve your problem.

 

Can I give you a guarantee?

 

The honest answer is no, I can’t give you a 100% guarantee that the I’ll give you your desired result.  But no therapist can, however well-qualified and experienced.  Every client is different, and some just won’t respond to a particular approach.  Part of my job is to tailor my treatment to your needs – if I do that correctly we’re well on the way to getting a positive result.

But you also have a part to play.  You need to be motivated to make a change.  That doesn’t mean you have to do all the work – there’d be no point coming to see me if that were the case.  But if you want to make a change in your life then you have to involve yourself in that change.  So if you come to me for help to stop smoking you have to really want to stop, not just come along because someone’s nagging you.  Or if you want to increase your confidence, at some point you have to go out and try your new confident behaviour.  Otherwise how will you know if it’s worked?

 

Building on your motivation

 

But the fact you’ve taken the trouble to read this means you’ve made a good start.  It suggests you do have the motivation to make a change.  So there’s an excellent chance that I can help you by building on that motivation.

 

My guarantee

 

While I can’t guarantee that I’ll solve your problem, I do guarantee that I’ll use all my training and experience to give you the best possible chance of success.  I’ll treat you with respect at all times, listen to you with empathy, and respect your confidence.  I aim to get results from the minimum possible number of sessions, so you’re not spending any more of your time and money than necessary.

And I guarantee to give you the best therapy experience I can.

But will you make me cluck like a chicken?

I call it the chicken question.  It’s nearly always there in new clients’ minds and I’m not the only one who has to deal with it.  I have a friend who practises as a hypnotherapist on the South coast.  Stage hypnosis shows are very popular in his area.  He experiences a lot of resistance to hypnotherapy from people who have seen them.  They genuinely believe that a hypnotherapist will make them cluck like a chicken.  Or bark like a dog.  Or even burst into song in the middle of Waitrose (I told you he lives on the South coast).

A hypnotherapist will not make you do any of these things.  A hypnotherapist cannot make you do any of these things.  No-one can make you do anything under hypnosis that you don’t want to do.  Read that sentence again – it really does bear repeating.  And if you haven’t inwardly digested it then read it one more time.

Stage hypnotists have developed the skill to very cleverly identify those audience members who are happy to make an exhibition of themselves.  Under the influence of hypnosis they can easily persuade these people to act the fool for the entertainment of others.  They go to see the show in the full knowledge that volunteers will go up on stage and do odd things.  Then they volunteer – the hypnotist isn’t going to have a lot of difficulty getting them to bark or cluck or quack.

Hypnotherapists, on the other hand, are skilled at using the hypnotic trance state to help our clients to bring about changes that they desire.    We help people who are stuck in some way to change their behaviour and move on.  By doing this we help people to build confidence, to change unwanted habits or to handle unpleasant feelings.  We aim to make people’s lives better.  To do anything else would be morally and ethically unacceptable.

So no – I will NOT make you do anything you don’t want to do.  I will not make you cluck like a chicken.  Even if you ask me to!